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alixjay:

cartersostoopid:

remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing

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and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day

You obviously don’t remember correctly.

You had to push it, not drag it, or this would have happened:

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derrickdent:

A couple of coffee shop drawings, not too far from Union Square.

rahmimalek:

She looks at me and she’s like, “Well listen, I have a class in about thirty minutes, can you come back and do it for them?” … I go, “Did I get the points that I’m gonna need to pass the class and get my degree?” and she goes, “Yeah, you got the points.” … So I go, “My car’s parked in the red, I gotta go!”

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The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.

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